【轉】找守門員做男朋友的十大理由

Diz article was found when I tried to search n purchase for knee-guard specified for goalkeeper. Da writer is d account 「門將之家」 in Taobao shop. Despite amusing me at my first sight, it does resonate me, but in terms of other aspects, rather than in terms of hitting on girls as did d author. Normally I enjoy my time as a bachelor, bent in my interests n hobbies, no intention of picking up girls whatsoever!

GK is da player who is frequently neglected in da pitch. For da majority, none of them will pay mere respect to GK. People’ll remember brilliant goals, yet how many will remember miraculous saves by GKs?

Inevitably it’s always unfair to require a goalie to b permanently perfect in a match. A blunder amongst numerous fabulous successful saves that deny varies of attempts from opponents will undoubtably bring da poor man infame. Yet it may b not that unfair after all, as it’s da last defense of da team. He gets da accountability n juz needs to pay off every effort to deny evry attempt. However hard it may b, I believe that a goalie’ll bravely stand and weather d all without any complaint.

Hereafter attaches d article. It expounds things quite well, but I hav to accept da fact that I totally lack d 8th item, n narrowly match da 1st one.

強烈要求女孩子找守門員做男朋友!這是偶10幾年足球運動的最大心得,絕對沒錯!理由如下:

1、身體強壯——守門員是足球場上身體素質最棒的,力量、彈跳、柔韌、耐力都是最好的,沒有這樣好的身體素質成不了一個守門員!有這樣全面的男生做男朋友,保證讓女朋友有安全感。

2、耐得住寂寞——當前鋒在足球場上橫衝直撞接受球迷歡呼時,是否會有人想起最後面還有一個人在支撐著全域?在愛情裡,女孩子是否願意有這樣一個男人,在最需要保護的時候默默地貢獻著自己的力量?

3、做事乾脆、果斷——沒有一個優柔寡斷的男人能勝任這個位置。在生活中這樣的男人很可靠。

4、責任感強——害怕承擔責任的男人是不會站在球門前的。

5、勇於承擔壓力——如果有失誤,對於門將而言那將是毀滅性的打擊。尤其是大賽。只有勇於承擔壓力的男人才能輕鬆面對。

6、自信——禁區永遠是自己的,這樣的感染力是攝人心魄的。

7、心理素質好——只有穩定的心理素質,才能輕鬆地參與到這樣的比賽中。

8、帥氣——守門員一般都是很帥氣的,比如偶 。他們會更多地暴露在燈光下。

9領袖才能——後防的極限,就是門將。後防指揮,往往也是門將統領。

10自我奉獻——這是最值得敬佩的地方。尤其是單刀球,門將只能自己出擊用身體封堵。一般人看見來球會下意識地躲開,門將卻要主動用身體去迎接。這樣的勇氣不是一般人具有的。愛情裡,這樣的犧牲精神當然是必備的咯。

各位女孩子要注意咯。。。。。

【轉】找守門員做男朋友的十大理由

My first new STEREO comet? No way!

Da day before yesterday I came across a faint blob of light heading towards da Sun when calibrating HI1A images for da brightest Kreutz sungrazer observed within at least da last two years SOHO-2143.

See it? Da sungrazer was moving in a stream of corona, from lower left to upper right.

Initially I thot it had already been discovered in LASCO; it might b Michal Kusiak’s C2 detection at 9:52:03 on Oct 02 in da report page. Yet after referring to SOHO-2143 n a following companion comet or its debris detected by Zhijian Xu on Oct 03, I quite convinced myself that my suspect must hav been an undiscovered object in LASCO, in that da time difference between a sungrazer leaving off da FOV of HI1A n entering da FOV of LASCO C2 should b around 20 hrs with respect to both SOHO-2143 n SOHO-2145. As for my suspect, it left off HI1A at around 21:29 UT, Oct 01. If Michal’s detection were my suspect’s apparition in C2, da time difference was only 14 hrs, how seemingly implausible!

However, fianlly I had to yield to d orbital solution with linked observations measured in HI1A by me n in LASCO C2 by Michal. It totally smashed da very possibility to b an undiscovered comet.

Acceptably, da linkage was perfect! Wat a brilliant typical Kreutz sungrazer! It wasn’t my day… But nv mind, I din’t take it serious. After all I picked it up when literally having no preparation for any new discovery. Things won’t get so easy to mete out wat we call a discovery. My attention’l be kept focusing on analysis in a scientific manner. As far as I’m concerned, it’s physical mechanisms behind phenomena that will b of great significance towards me. Anyway, finally, as before, cố lên to myself!

My first new STEREO comet? No way!

才思且衰

此二日凡墨汁用磬而未嘗市,字不可一日不習,反之則如退一年,用筆如輕於毫。故奢侈一番,以一得閣寶墨而書於宣紙。所書著實大失所望,字已無往日之靈性,涂有其形,不得精神。嚮之來皆從簡節約,委宣紙而不用,只書報紙之上。久之,竟無再悉宣紙之性,譬如甲士久不以武練,兵入庫,一旦兵燹起狼烟,復歸戰場,疏乎戰陣行伍,不悉刀槍戈戟,自是敗北而流血漂櫓,伏尸百萬,戰死者十之八九。書家不必衝鋒陷陣,暴身體於亂矢雜箭之中,自然無性命之虞。然其筆如鋒,得道者,揮毫自如,力透紙背,一氣呵成,章法洞然。豈有宣紙之弗聽調遣而書者可悠然之理哉!

昨日以降錄白樸元曲《天凈沙》一首,曰:

「春山暖日和風,闌干樓閣簾櫳,楊柳秋千院中。嗁鶯舞燕,小橋流水飛紅。」

然字字不得意,或章法混亂無度,或毀於裝字結構,或無曩之氣勢豪邁。而今宣紙已磬,只餘邊角尚可用。如此揮霍,豈不痛哉!

是圖所示乃是最後之作,必為書家所不齒。不見氣勢,空有其表。實想付之一炬化為殘焦,然火柴去甚遠,取之反勞體力,若是就地取材,鉆木取火,亦勞筋骨。思來想去,還棄於亂紙堆中,以食蟲蠹之類,飽之而書籍自可然免害脫災存世長遠。

曩者,自豪言及耄耋回首且堪比書聖右軍,而期弱冠或而立之後可逾。今即弱冠,叵耐才思且退,不復當年,文通殘錦。見書聖跡,如攬神品,喟嘆弗如。

唯希冀勤可救余,伴之以悟性,方達爐火純青之境。勉乎哉!

才思且衰