【轉】找守門員做男朋友的十大理由

Diz article was found when I tried to search n purchase for knee-guard specified for goalkeeper. Da writer is d account 「門將之家」 in Taobao shop. Despite amusing me at my first sight, it does resonate me, but in terms of other aspects, rather than in terms of hitting on girls as did d author. Normally I enjoy my time as a bachelor, bent in my interests n hobbies, no intention of picking up girls whatsoever!

GK is da player who is frequently neglected in da pitch. For da majority, none of them will pay mere respect to GK. People’ll remember brilliant goals, yet how many will remember miraculous saves by GKs?

Inevitably it’s always unfair to require a goalie to b permanently perfect in a match. A blunder amongst numerous fabulous successful saves that deny varies of attempts from opponents will undoubtably bring da poor man infame. Yet it may b not that unfair after all, as it’s da last defense of da team. He gets da accountability n juz needs to pay off every effort to deny evry attempt. However hard it may b, I believe that a goalie’ll bravely stand and weather d all without any complaint.

Hereafter attaches d article. It expounds things quite well, but I hav to accept da fact that I totally lack d 8th item, n narrowly match da 1st one.

強烈要求女孩子找守門員做男朋友!這是偶10幾年足球運動的最大心得,絕對沒錯!理由如下:

1、身體強壯——守門員是足球場上身體素質最棒的,力量、彈跳、柔韌、耐力都是最好的,沒有這樣好的身體素質成不了一個守門員!有這樣全面的男生做男朋友,保證讓女朋友有安全感。

2、耐得住寂寞——當前鋒在足球場上橫衝直撞接受球迷歡呼時,是否會有人想起最後面還有一個人在支撐著全域?在愛情裡,女孩子是否願意有這樣一個男人,在最需要保護的時候默默地貢獻著自己的力量?

3、做事乾脆、果斷——沒有一個優柔寡斷的男人能勝任這個位置。在生活中這樣的男人很可靠。

4、責任感強——害怕承擔責任的男人是不會站在球門前的。

5、勇於承擔壓力——如果有失誤,對於門將而言那將是毀滅性的打擊。尤其是大賽。只有勇於承擔壓力的男人才能輕鬆面對。

6、自信——禁區永遠是自己的,這樣的感染力是攝人心魄的。

7、心理素質好——只有穩定的心理素質,才能輕鬆地參與到這樣的比賽中。

8、帥氣——守門員一般都是很帥氣的,比如偶 。他們會更多地暴露在燈光下。

9領袖才能——後防的極限,就是門將。後防指揮,往往也是門將統領。

10自我奉獻——這是最值得敬佩的地方。尤其是單刀球,門將只能自己出擊用身體封堵。一般人看見來球會下意識地躲開,門將卻要主動用身體去迎接。這樣的勇氣不是一般人具有的。愛情裡,這樣的犧牲精神當然是必備的咯。

各位女孩子要注意咯。。。。。

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【轉】找守門員做男朋友的十大理由

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